River Blakee :3

Hi , I'm River Blake That's about it i'm a pretty boring person .
xfive-seconds-of-summerx asked: Why are you such a faggot?


you are a fucking slut .



Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook

they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.

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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via igorawrandstuff)


honey i accidentally rolled a blunt for the kids

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there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

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bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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